A sampling of some of the funny, odd or not-so-technical questions I’ve received in the last year on Ask Leo!. All questions are complete and unedited – this is exactly the way I get ’em, folks.
The “answers” here are what I wish I could reply with. (I typically do not respond to these types of questions at all.)
I have a 14′ v shape boat. It has a crack in the front, along the seam in the middle. Would HTS 2000 brazing work or is there something else that i should be using?
Two words: Duct Tape (Hey, you ask a computer guy about boat repair, you get what you get, ok?)
If you commit a crime in one state and it is illegal to plea insanity then can you move the trial to another state that the insanity plea is legal?
It’s never worked for me.
I am stuck! I love this boy who I’m going out with yet this other boy has recently been askin me to dump my lad just for him! Plz help im stuk in a rut!
Yes, you apparently are.
My sexy what?
What is sex?
With luck, you’ll find out when you’re older. Then
again… perhaps not.
can you please forget the password of the my mail
How far are you from the earth
That depends entirely on my medication level.
What towering tourist attraction actually shrinks six inches in the winter?
Sorry, this is a PG rated site.
why am i so loneley
Spelling. It’s all about the spelling. Well, that and spending all your time posting on random web sites.
what are the elgin marbles made out of?
Something I’m sure Mr. Elgin misses very much.
How many skateparks are there in wisconisn?
I was under the impression that during the winter, at least, Wisconson was a skatepark.
How long does opiate pain meds stay in the body?
Never long enough… never long enough.
Is it possible for a human to be psycghic?
Yes, with enough psycghotherapy.
this website is boring and theres to much writing!
I know, I know. Reading’s hard, isn’t it? Go shopping instead, ok?
please could you send me a password
Sure. Here ya go: whn34nt7
how do my email out of a sit
Take your laptop into the bathroom with you.
What is Jewelry?
Punishment, ransom or bail, depending on the situation.
HOW ARE YOU?
Just peachy, thank you.
Can you tell me if there is life in space
r u gay
I answered this question last year. Nothing’s changed; still playing on the same team.